"Not Quite South of the Border" is the fourteenth episode of the fifth season of Laverne & Shirley, also the 100th overall episode in the series. Co-written by Deborah Leschin and Susan Seeger, the episode, which was directed by Joel Zwick, premiered on ABC-TV on January 7, 1980.
The girls take a vacation at Raoul's house by the Bay "near Mexico".
A too good to be true, inexpensive vacation to "Neir", Mexico proves to be just so when the girls get a room with a wall missing. Plus many other deceptive practices foisted on them & other guests by the hotel's deceitful owner.
- Penny Marshall as Laverne DeFazio
- Cindy Williams as Shirley Feeney
- Phil Foster as Frank DeFazio
- Michael McKean as Lenny Kosnowski
- David L. Lander as Squiggy Squiggman
- Betty Garrett as Edna Babish
- Eddie Mekka as Carmine Ragusa
- Peter Elbling as Jose
- Lu Leonard as Dotty
- William Sumper as Billy (as Billy Sumper)
- Neil Thompson as Mr. Frick