Officer Kirk is a police officer who was once a sheriff, but became a crossing guard after the events of A.K.A. The Fonz. He is known to jump to conclusions a lot, as in Jailhouse Rock, he proposed a curfew for everyone under twenty after a few teenagers committed vandalism, and, after a few "hoodlums" he noticed were wearing leather jackets, he wanted Arthur "Fonzie / The Fonz" Fonzarelli out of town. He also doesn't like Howard Cunningham / "Mr. C."'s hat, and when Mr.Cunningham said "You might as well make funny hats illegal", he did. Most of the other characters do not like Officer Kirk very much.